blackberryshawty:

stranger whom i met an hour before who just told me all they business: idk what it is about you but i just feel so comfortable talking to you

me: 

(via jax)

kagetsukai:

i-jab:

flaming-fruitcake:

theocseason4:

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

Fucking Colleen and her “I gotta straighten my hair”. I love her :D Considering how hard her pregnancy was, she can do whatever she fucking wants during labor. Plus, the kid was 3 weeks early, so there.

(via avengersonna)

c-bassmeow:

(via gunzee)

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

sweetsicks:

sweetsicks:

sweetsicks:

[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)

[Opens my palm]

(via sorry)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Don’t let the world fool you: consistent kindness is the most quietly powerful thing.

If you ever want to engage in villainy & undermine the social order: Be especially kind to the people society has rejected. Care about the ones the world would convince you don’t ‘deserve’ your kindness. 

I genuinely mean this when I say to you: the ultimate act of rebellion is insisting on compassion and grace in a compassionless world.

Insist On Compassion, Always

(via avengersonna)

youdonthavetogotocollege:

eggs-are-frying:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

dreamrats:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

Time to eat rat poison *eats rat poison*

*eats rat poison*

*eats rat poison*

*hurriedly performs CPR on two people*

*kisses you back*

(via swarnpert)

hungwy:

dont give me any queso with cheese and some scoops! chips ill go hog fucking wild. you will see something inhuman, possibly feral

(via swarnpert)

chlobat:

tarasmaclay:

dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

(Source: twilightdyke, via australiansanta)

(Source: neckkiss, via sleepyyseraph)

redlipstickresurrected:

Yelena Bryksenkova aka Елена Брыксенкова (Russian, b. 1988, St. Petersburg, Russia, based LA, CA, USA)  Drawings: Watercolors, Acryla Gouache, Sumi Ink, Pencils on Paper

(Source: yelenabryksenkova.com, via redlipstickresurrected)